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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About uflorida21 : I love the florida gators :)

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uflorida21's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML

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124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28266) - you deserved it (2259)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:29pm - love - by isaidfuckoff (woman) - United States

Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML

#21432346
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11570) - you deserved it (35165)

On 06/26/2015 at 2:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31418) - you deserved it (1800)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

#21430188
87 comments

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On 06/22/2015 at 3:55pm - love - by Partners (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was using the toilet. I was still insanely pissed off over an argument with my girlfriend, which kind of explains why I was wiping my ass so furiously that my fingers broke through the tissue and ended up in my ass, causing me to shriek like a little girl. FML

#21428778
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20267) - you deserved it (12315)

On 06/19/2015 at 9:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his friends he was dating me. We've been together for a year and a half. His friends didn't even know I existed before. FML

Today, my best friend, who I've been in love with for nearly a decade, asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation, as he waded through the profiles, he complained that it was impossible for him to find a girl to have a meaningful conversation with. FML

#21269205
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40964) - you deserved it (6247)

On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22677) - you deserved it (55547)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65635) - you deserved it (32868)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

#21095689
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49180) - you deserved it (12581)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML

#20525332
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16952) - you deserved it (35919)

On 02/28/2013 at 2:57am - love - by notapervert - United States (California)

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

#34420
41 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by idkmybffjill? (woman) - United States (New York)



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