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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 June 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 84
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About uflorida21 : I love the florida gators :)

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Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

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159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21849) - you deserved it (53780)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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354 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65116) - you deserved it (32563)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46956) - you deserved it (11869)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML

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100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16199) - you deserved it (34584)

On 02/28/2013 at 2:57am - love - by notapervert - United States (California)

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

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38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12519) - you deserved it (42864)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by idkmybffjill? (woman) - United States (New York)



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