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uflorida21

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 June 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 202
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About uflorida21 : I love the florida gators :)

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uflorida21's favorite FMLs

Today, my best friend, who I've been in love with for nearly a decade, asked me to help him set up an online dating profile. During our 4-hour conversation, as he waded through the profiles, he complained that it was impossible for him to find a girl to have a meaningful conversation with. FML

#21269205
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40916) - you deserved it (6245)

On 10/01/2014 at 9:33pm - love - by EosThorn (woman) - Sweden (Kronobergs Lan)

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22648) - you deserved it (55472)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65517) - you deserved it (32810)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

#21095689
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48127) - you deserved it (12251)

On 03/24/2014 at 11:39pm - misc - by dani (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I managed to score a date for the first time in over a year, and was very nervous. When I was asked what I do for a living, I laughed nervously, and then blurted out, "Finger women." What I was trying to jokingly say was that I'm a gynecologist. FML

#20525332
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16932) - you deserved it (35883)

On 02/28/2013 at 2:57am - love - by notapervert - United States (California)

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

#34420
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13677) - you deserved it (45188)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:12pm - misc - by idkmybffjill? (woman) - United States (New York)



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