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Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14505) - you deserved it (35827)

On 12/11/2009 at 7:45pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was opening up to my close friend about my low self esteem. To make me feel better, he told me that he gets a boner whenever he walks behind me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19464) - you deserved it (6707)

On 11/27/2009 at 4:20am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out why my 5 year old son's teacher acts so awkward around me. My son told everyone in his class that I work as a stripper. I'm not a stripper, I work at the strip mall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38299) - you deserved it (2464)

On 08/25/2009 at 2:32am - misc - by Stripperofthemall - United States (California)



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