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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 May 1986 (30 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 732
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ucofresh : Name is Stephen. I'm a 24 year old gay guy trying to survive in the middle of the wonderful bible belt. I'm a pretty straight forward person, I'll tell you if I don't like you or if I think you're an idiot. When I see something I want, I go get it. I don't like people who are shallow, ignorant, or arrogant, but I pretty much get along with everyone else. My sense of humor sometimes offends people, so if you're (1) very religious, (2) sheltered, or (3) unable to sense sarcasm, at first, you'll probably think I'm an asshole. I cuss quite a bit, but I know when not to. I like to go out and have fun with my friends with or without alcohol, but alcohol tends to make the experience more fun. Word to your mother.

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ucofresh's favorite FMLs

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

by Anonymous / 08/27/2010 at 5:15am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, my parents came to the restaurant I work at as a waiter. After, I picked up the check to realize they had left me a $500 tip! We split the tips among the employees so I only got $50 back but I was still psyched. When I got home they asked me if I had noticed that they used my credit card. FML

by goin4broke / 08/07/2009 at 11:23am / United States (West Virginia) / Money