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  • Town/Country : Vancouver, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 727
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54292) - you deserved it (6699)

On 01/06/2014 at 4:32pm - misc - by innocent - Australia

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36501) - you deserved it (6655)

On 11/09/2010 at 1:32pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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