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Today, the first guy I've ever loved is going to a fancy rush party with my best friend. He did tell me he needed space to think about us this whole weekend. I guess I know what he's been thinking. FML

#2350
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I agree, your life sucks (13994) - you deserved it (1352)

On 01/23/2009 at 2:13pm - love - by sleepy125 - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I decided to jack it a few times because I haven't been laid in a while. After round 3 my ex called me up and said she wanted to 'talk.' When she came over she made it abundantly clear that she wanted to make whoopie. Couldn't get it up. FML

#1585
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16218) - you deserved it (32467)

On 01/18/2009 at 11:30am - intimacy - by f__k_it - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32002) - you deserved it (2251)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

#727
36 comments

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On 01/07/2009 at 10:22am - intimacy - by shocked1 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22951) - you deserved it (2996)

On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
52 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell of my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

#138
48 comments

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On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
64 comments

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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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