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Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML

#396
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I agree, your life sucks (30145) - you deserved it (3691)

On 11/27/2008 at 12:30am - misc - by ... - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
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On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML

#138
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On 10/29/2008 at 6:09am - health - by Noname - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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