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Today, I have watched the Elmo's World episode featuring balls ten times in a row. The toddler I'm watching screams if I put on something different. His mom just said she was stuck in traffic. She should be back in about five and a half more replays. FML
by help me / 03/15/2016 at 9:05pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 11/10/2015 at 5:50pm / United States / Work
by everysingleone / 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm / United States / Love
by oncehipjr / 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 4:25pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML
by Fred / 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
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