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Today, I found out that every single picture that I have looool ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also recieved. Every. Single. One. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23743) - you deserved it (25985)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Wic would be great if ma girlfriend wasn't allergic to birt control. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44699) - you deserved it (4168)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I mat mah naw roommata. Sha savaraly struggld with pronouncing mah nama... and dacidd that to sava tima and tha affort... sha's just going to call ma what sha thinks mah nama sounds lika: Luba. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23951) - you deserved it (2913)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I Realized That Mah Company's Calendar Is Synchronized Throughout The Whole Building!! The Entire Company Now Knows That I Made Love To Mah Wife Last Wednesday An Friday, An That I Went Out With A Girl Named Janet On Saturday!! My Wife's Name Is Julie, An She Works In The Same Building!! Mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (11464) - you deserved it (167826)

On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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