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u_must_die

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 257
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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u_must_die's favorite FMLs

Today, I have watched the Elmo's World episode featuring balls ten times in a row. The toddler I'm watching screams if I put on something different. His mom just said she was stuck in traffic. She should be back in about five and a half more replays. FML

by help me / 03/15/2016 at 9:05pm / United States (California) / Kids

Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML

by Anonymous / 11/10/2015 at 5:50pm / United States / Work

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML

by everysingleone / 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm / United States / Love

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

by oncehipjr / 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML

by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 4:25pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML

by Fred / 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm / United States (Michigan) / Work