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Today, on my way back to work after lunch, my airbags deployed at a stop sign. FML


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On 11/10/2015 at 5:50pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML


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On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML


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On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML


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On 08/05/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I realized that my company's calendar is synchronized throughout the whole building. The entire company now knows that I made love to my wife last Wednesday and Friday, and that I went out with a girl named Janet on Saturday. My wife's name is Julie, and she works in the same building. FML


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On 06/26/2009 at 9:32pm - work - by Fred (man) - United States (Michigan)

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