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u_mad_bro's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 03/28/2012 at 2:57am / United States / Animals
by azmom / 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Kids
by AmihayG / 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm / Israel / Transportation
by thammer / 03/27/2012 at 8:25am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY / 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm / United States / Money
by stuff2710 / 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
by Anonymous / 02/23/2012 at 8:49am / United States / Work
by vsshopper / 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML
by kohler9790 / 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by shea234 / 02/20/2012 at 11:19am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML
by Bonapp / 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm / France / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/08/2012 at 12:04am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/07/2012 at 7:04am / United States / Health
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…