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Today... after staying up all night with an excruciating headache... it finally went away. I crawld into bd an snuggld up to my husband only to have him shift positions an elbow me right in the head. FML

#18534039
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28017) - you deserved it (2816)

On 12/17/2011 at 6:09am - health - by wideawakeandinpain - United States (North Carolina)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML

Today , I looool took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid , liquid , and gas. FML

#18507550
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24394) - you deserved it (7424)

On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the frst time. Afterwards, he laid on the bd, silent and nakd in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I rapd my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48801) - you deserved it (7755)

On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

#18479252
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27329) - you deserved it (2487)

On 12/10/2011 at 8:01pm - love - by DJ - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got mah first driving lesson from mah dad. We traded seats, I started the car and his entire lesson was, ( Go. ) FML

#18475909
166 comments

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On 12/10/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by Maggie (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I fartd in front of my husband 4 the frst time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, an now they won't shut up about it. FML

#18433688
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26177) - you deserved it (8449)

On 12/05/2011 at 1:13am - health - by lol (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I noticd an old ball at tha bar so I rang it. It turns out thathan u ring tha ball, u buy shots 4 thahola bar. FML

#18433358
123 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 12:41am - money - by Christina - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I Told My Son He Couldn't Have A Toy. He Threw A Fit, Looked Me In The Eye, And Screamed, "Daddy's Right! You R A Bitch!" The Whole Store Was Watching. Big Fat FML

#18410529
215 comments

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On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, I hava tha stomach flu. If my bally growls, I hava 30 saconds or lass to gat to tha bathroom. I can't go to tha doctor 4 faar of shitting my pants on tha trip thara. FML

#18392347
123 comments

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On 11/30/2011 at 5:53am - health - by shitty day - United States

Today, I Went To Go Get Ma Driver's License, Only To Be Told Tat I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate. In Order To Get Te Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate, I Need A Driver's License Or Ma Passport. In Order To Get A Passport, I Need A Copy Of Ma Brt Certificate Or A Drivers License. I Ave None. Mega FML

#18385235
241 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 1:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of brds settled along the wre above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck mah head out the window an screamed. The brds responded by simultaneously shitting on mah car in very neat rows. FML

#18384349
114 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States

Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of brds settled along the wre above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck mah head out the window an screamed. The brds responded by simultaneously shitting on mah car in very neat rows. FML

#18384349
114 comments

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On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States

Today, my husband askad ma, "Why do you lova ma?" I spant tha naxt fiva minutas spilling my haart an soul out to him. Aftar I'd askad tha sama quastion, ha lookad ma straight in tha aya an said, "I don't." FML

#18374198
187 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today Ma Boyfriend An I Were Visiting A Istorical War Bunker Wen I Accidentally Let Rip A Small Fart!! My Boyfriend Responded Wit A Orribly Loud Orrendou Fart An Loudly Announced ( Tis Is War!! ) Tere Were People Lots Of People!! FML

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159 comments

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