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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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u_mad_bro's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 01/22/2012 at 1:06pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/17/2012 at 8:20am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by moorox45 / 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm / United States (New Jersey) / Animals
by lolwtfbbq444 / 01/15/2012 at 5:24am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2012 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Love
by ohlordhelpmenow / 01/14/2012 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left their sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML
by CantPublish / 01/14/2012 at 10:07pm / United States / Health
by frownyface / 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm / United States (Arizona) / Health
by shitttyyyday / 01/14/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Health
Today, I dove head-first underneath my garage door, narrowly missing both the sensor and the closing door, executing a perfect roll, and popping back up onto my feet unscathed. My smugness went through the floor as I remembered I'd left my keys back in the house. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 7:09pm / Sweden (Jonkopings Lan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML
by sillvy / 01/13/2012 at 4:32am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 10:50pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/12/2012 at 11:33am / United Kingdom (Armagh) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm / India / Kids
by student414 / 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Geek