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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML

#18761652
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14268) - you deserved it (33955)

On 01/09/2012 at 10:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I received a string of blank texts from an unknown number. When I asked who it was, I got a list of every place I've been over the last three days. I'm scared to leave the house. FML

#18760852
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44044) - you deserved it (2395)

On 01/09/2012 at 9:34pm - misc - by liLbob6598 - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while helping my father build a shelf, I suggested that we should probably use the instruction manual. He suggested I should probably shut the fuck up and do it his way. FML

#18738481
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27110) - you deserved it (14030)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:12pm - misc - by Jman6295 (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML

#18728006
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32732) - you deserved it (4939)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31717) - you deserved it (4080)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26548) - you deserved it (13388)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, in the spirit of Christmas, I let a spider live in my room. I normally kill them, because I'm scared of waking up with one on my face. I woke up with it on my face. FML

#18633962
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31600) - you deserved it (22153)

On 12/28/2011 at 12:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, my 9 month old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML

#18631898
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31440) - you deserved it (4747)

On 12/28/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
334 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42385) - you deserved it (8334)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17801) - you deserved it (51633)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26416) - you deserved it (9211)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend told me that I can no longer sleep over at his house because his cat doesn't like it. FML

#18573641
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29803) - you deserved it (4124)

On 12/21/2011 at 8:41pm - animals - by kaipodable - United States (California)

Today, I found out that, when mad at us, my son picks the tops off his shoulder-pimples and sprinkles them in our food. FML

#18559363
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42857) - you deserved it (5118)

On 12/20/2011 at 2:45am - kids - by Pimpleeater (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

#18534413
36 comments

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On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML

#18534039
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28059) - you deserved it (2817)

On 12/17/2011 at 6:09am - health - by wideawakeandinpain - United States (North Carolina)



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