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u_mad_bro's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend and I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid for our coffees and walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

#19216079
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9719) - you deserved it (45976)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12500) - you deserved it (42934)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boyfriend of two years. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me my underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. FML

#19139021
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41063) - you deserved it (3704)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to tell my wife that the new "vegan" diet she has put us on is not working with my body. It's not the horrible gas, hot shits, or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML

#19134075
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26438) - you deserved it (3145)

On 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by kohler9790 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42672) - you deserved it (6139)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tried to find myself a friend on Craigslist. FML

#19122192
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26359) - you deserved it (8353)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today, I was invited over by my girlfriend's parents, but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation, I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say, I grabbed an apple and took a bite. It was plastic. FML

#19035452
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30905) - you deserved it (9386) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

#19025200
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7207) - you deserved it (42778)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:26am - work - by ronz -

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

#19023542
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27592) - you deserved it (4009)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

#19016688
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20758) - you deserved it (6683)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single and jobless. FML

#19013496
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16211) - you deserved it (40605)

On 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

#18880094
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27862) - you deserved it (3926)

On 01/22/2012 at 1:06pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend, who is supposed to protect me from murderers and rapists, had an emotional breakdown because he was so excited that I'd cooked french fries for dinner. FML

#18833422
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17004) - you deserved it (26395)

On 01/17/2012 at 8:20am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML

#18824245
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36639) - you deserved it (11230)

On 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm - animals - by moorox45 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35373) - you deserved it (3643)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia



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