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today I had to tell mah wife that the new ( vegan ) diet she has putted us on is not working with mah body. It's not the horrible gas , hot shits , or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML
Today , I was invited over by girlfriend's parents , but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation , I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say , I grabbed an apple an took a bite. It was plastic. fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015