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Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read mah dog's looool mind. FML

#19361987
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6754) - you deserved it (35698)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , As I Was Riding The Bus , A Lady Told Her Daughter To Sit Next To Me. She Looked At Me And Started To Scream And Cry In Horror. FML

#19357176
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21484) - you deserved it (2473)

On 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm - misc - by AmihayG - Israel

2day I joind a dating sita. Tha first guy it racommandd is tha stalkar I mat on tha last dating sita I usd. fat FML

#19356489
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26218) - you deserved it (4426)

On 03/27/2012 at 8:25am - love - by thammer (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt lyk I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML

#19321063
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23021) - you deserved it (7044)

On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States

Today, my friend an I walked 3 miles to a Starbucks. We went inside, paid 4 our coffees an walked the 3 miles back to my house. We forgot to pick up our coffees. FML

#19216079
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8372) - you deserved it (41895)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:27pm - money - by stuff2710 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11726) - you deserved it (41154)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up next to boyfriend of two yeres. I realized I was going to be late for work, so I asked him to hand me underwear. I had never seen the underwear he gave me before. mega FML

#19139021
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38587) - you deserved it (3481)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by vsshopper (woman) - United States (California)

today I had to tell mah wife that the new ( vegan ) diet she has putted us on is not working with mah body. It's not the horrible gas , hot shits , or constant hunger that made me realize this. It was the dream I had about fried chicken that did. FML

#19134075
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23105) - you deserved it (2822)

On 02/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by kohler9790 - United States

Taday my grlfriend said I could only take her vrginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40067) - you deserved it (5848)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I trid to fine myself a friend on Craigslist . FML

#19122192
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24131) - you deserved it (7865)

On 02/20/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by shea234 - United States

Today , I was invited over by girlfriend's parents , but I couldn't bring myself to take part in their discussions. During a lull in conversation , I noticed everyone was staring at me. Covering myself while I tried to think of something to say , I grabbed an apple an took a bite. It was plastic. fat FML

#19035452
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28854) - you deserved it (8979) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2012 at 5:11pm - misc - by Bonapp - France

Today... I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave... it stopped at my boss's floor... an he got in. fat FML

#19025200
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6587) - you deserved it (40533)

On 02/08/2012 at 8:26am - work - by ronz -

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

#19023542
149 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today , I sneezd after watching a commercial involving dust!! FML

#19016688
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18706) - you deserved it (6373)

On 02/07/2012 at 7:04am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

today I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile I sat at my desk fat single and jobless. FML

#19013496
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14343) - you deserved it (37231)

On 02/06/2012 at 9:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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