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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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u_mad_bro's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized my paranoia is really bad when I saw my coworker holding a knife and immediately began thinking of ways to keep him from stabbing me. I work in a restaurant kitchen. FML

#19742103
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21807) - you deserved it (4015)

On 06/06/2012 at 1:00am - work - by Jonas - United States (Texas)

Today, it was the last day of school, and I said goodbye to one of my students. She then told me how to correctly pronounce her name. I'd said it wrong all year. FML

#19741158
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22090) - you deserved it (12111)

On 06/05/2012 at 10:21pm - work - by Mark - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML

#19589899
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24827) - you deserved it (6574)

On 05/07/2012 at 10:52pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML

Today, after weeks of intense studying with the intent of pulling my grades up, I saw that in fact, they've all gone down. FML

#19573690
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23945) - you deserved it (3185)

On 05/04/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by Rae - United States (Illinois)

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

#19477663
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28282) - you deserved it (3256)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

#19477663
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28282) - you deserved it (3256)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while outside, a bug flew up my nose. After I told my family and friends about a faint vibrating in my upper nostril, they all convinced me I was paranoid. That was until that night when I blew my nose and there was the bug in my tissue. Its leg was still twitching. FML

#19446242
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29293) - you deserved it (2373)

On 04/10/2012 at 10:19pm - health - by baugy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was getting out of the shower, I saw a spider climb into the ceiling vent. Wanting it to come out so I could kill it, I turned on the fan. It came out, along with a dozen of its friends. FML

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28798) - you deserved it (10227)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, I thought about how my dad went to get me a Halloween costume and hasn't come home yet. That was 11 years ago. We've moved twice since then. FML

#19369767
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43602) - you deserved it (2768)

On 03/29/2012 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to read my dog's mind. FML

#19361987
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7510) - you deserved it (38273)

On 03/28/2012 at 2:57am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML

#19357429
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32635) - you deserved it (25318)

On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I was riding the bus, a lady told her daughter to sit next to me. She looked at me and started to scream and cry in horror. FML

#19357176
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24413) - you deserved it (2721)

On 03/27/2012 at 12:32pm - misc - by AmihayG - Israel

Today, I joined a dating site. The first guy it recommended is the stalker I met on the last dating site I used. FML

#19356489
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27942) - you deserved it (4591)

On 03/27/2012 at 8:25am - love - by thammer (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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