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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
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u_mad_bro's favorite FMLs
Today, I thought I felt something itch my butt as I sat down on the toilet. Sure it was just my imagination, I did my business. When I was done I saw there were 4 cockroaches crawling under the seat. FML
by lingadoo / 12/07/2012 at 12:46am / Kuwait (Al Kuwayt) / Miscellaneous
by Likian5 / 12/04/2012 at 8:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by VedaLynn / 12/03/2012 at 6:01pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was slapped across the face by a girl in the waiting room at the dentist's office. She thought I was taking a picture of her breasts with my phone. I was smiling while reading other people's FMLs. FML
by karmamaybe / 12/03/2012 at 3:35pm / United States (South Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by Awks / 11/30/2012 at 1:30am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was separating my notes into two piles: one to save for exam studying and one to throw out. I finished separating, picked up the junk pile and absentmindedly shredded it. Afterwards, I looked down to see the junk pile still completely intact. Goodbye, passing grades. FML
by shark / 11/26/2012 at 10:03pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
by ronboy / 11/26/2012 at 6:11pm / United States (Ohio) / Transportation
by Jocelyn / 11/25/2012 at 2:12am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by lobstercola / 11/24/2012 at 11:35am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/24/2012 at 8:59am / United States / Kids
by Read The Fine Print / 11/24/2012 at 12:55am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, I was rejected for a dream photography job that involves travelling all over the world, because according to the interviewer, half the photos in my nature portfolio were "blatantly photoshopped." I guess reality isn't realistic enough for some people. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2012 at 8:29pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Ophelia / 11/22/2012 at 12:44am / United States (New Mexico) / Work
Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her what she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show you pain." I have no idea what she's talking about. FML
by Anonymous / 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 11/07/2012 at 1:28pm / United States (Washington) / Love
- Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that when my dog curled up next to me on my bed, I got a boner.… Today, as I was putting on pants in the morning, I hear a crunch and soon after, a wet sensation. I… Today, I had a dream that I did well in my Business Studies exam. I slept so long that I overslept,…