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u_mad_bro's favorite FMLs
by FMyThroat / 01/17/2013 at 7:39pm / Peru (Lima) / Miscellaneous
by EmberLove / 01/17/2013 at 9:06am / United States / Love
by tired / 01/16/2013 at 2:02pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
Today, while having sex with my girlfriend on the bathroom floor, I felt something tickle my balls. I looked back to see her sister's kitten getting in on the action. I think I just had my first threesome. FML
by Drewbie / 01/13/2013 at 3:53am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by LilRedRiding_27 / 01/13/2013 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I opened the door to go out for groceries. Lying on my doorstep was a pile of poop. A piece of paper was taped to the ground beside it that read, "Do it again and you'll get more than dog shit." I don't have the slightest clue who I pissed off, or how. FML
by fucking mafia or what?? / 01/12/2013 at 5:02pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
by thanksbabe / 01/12/2013 at 1:32am / United States / Love
Today, I bought an eye mask to help me sleep during the day, as I work night shifts. Upon waking up after my first time using it, I forgot I was wearing it and thought I had gone blind, causing me to fall out of the bed and split my head open on my bedside table. FML
by idiot / 01/04/2013 at 5:13am / Sweden / Health
Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML
by fuckinghicks / 12/30/2012 at 6:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
by all by myself / 12/25/2012 at 12:00am / United States (Alaska) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/24/2012 at 1:07am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Saradee / 12/23/2012 at 11:55pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/11/2012 at 1:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by roommateprobssss:( / 12/11/2012 at 10:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
by you're just creepy. / 12/11/2012 at 3:39am / Canada (Yukon Territory) / Love