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u_mad_bro's favorite FMLs
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML
Today, I stepped outdoors for a minute. The wind blew the door shut, locking me outside. I've spent the last two hours pounding frantically on the windows, trying to wake my 4 year old son who is inside. I can see him sleeping soundly on the couch. FML
by gottapee / 04/26/2011 at 7:11pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
by Ouch / 04/25/2011 at 3:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/23/2011 at 1:11am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
by waterdog / 04/18/2011 at 4:12pm / United States / Work
by Username / 04/16/2011 at 1:14am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML
by BrokeAndPsst / 04/12/2011 at 12:27am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by stolen / 04/11/2011 at 3:29pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by a man / 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
by notfunny / 04/08/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, while making my son lunch, he pooped, took off his diaper, stepped in it, and then climbed to the gate to call for me. When I arrived, he had a big smile on his face and exclaimed, "Look!" Shit footprints were everywhere. FML
by heathersmorin / 04/08/2011 at 3:18pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/08/2011 at 11:30am / United States / Health