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u_mad_bro's favorite FMLs
by PhantomKitty / 04/29/2016 at 11:20am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
Today, while being intimate with my future husband, I reached over to stroke his cheek. The light behind him cast a shadow over my chest, and it scared me so much, I screamed then I farted on him. FML
by Dramaqueenfornothing / 04/27/2016 at 6:32pm / South Africa (Western Cape) / Love
Today, I was hauling cow shit. I had a car following me very closely, so I turned on the spreader to get them to back off. It was a cop. I got pulled over in a tractor for spraying cow shit on a cop car. FML
by farmingman / 04/14/2016 at 7:24pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I had a lady come up to me in a store just to tell me how bad my acne was and what remedies I should use. I got so embarrassed, all I could say was, "OK" and, "Thank you" until she left me alone. FML
by GhillieSuitsnBiscuits / 04/10/2016 at 4:53pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Littlethings / 03/31/2016 at 1:07pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 5:55pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally put the finishing touches on a huge project after 8 months of gruelling work. My boss had used the promise of a 5-figure bonus to motivate me. When I casually brought the bonus up later in the day, my boss just said "Gratitude's its own reward, Mike." FML
by considering murder / 03/25/2016 at 1:19pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
by poop / 03/24/2016 at 2:15pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Anonymous / 03/20/2016 at 2:24am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by Wolf6661 / 03/14/2016 at 2:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by oops / 03/04/2016 at 4:28pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish / 03/03/2016 at 12:32am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Jif_Creamy / 02/28/2016 at 12:00am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 02/25/2016 at 4:55pm / United States / Health
Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
by Anonymous / 02/10/2016 at 11:57am / United States (Ohio) / Work
- Today, my mother's dog peed on my bed and I didn't know it. I had been sitting in it for about an… Today, I realized my parents have gone out of they're way to make it impossible for me to move out.… Today, my best friend that I've had a crush on for years said I remind him of his mom, and for that…