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About tzemmy : Get shrekt m8 💚
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You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Tuesday 24 November 2015