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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 March 1936 (80 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1263
  • Number of comments : 119
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About tzemmy : Get shrekt m8 💚

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Visits<b>She_Elaine</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 10:19pm<b>SiraSiemens</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 12:24pm<b>doyouwantmedead</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 4:23pm<b>OfficialTjaye</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 8:41pm<b>Dynamite73</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 11:31pm<b>RabijaBegic56</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 7:03pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 6:25pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 8:23pm<b>shubhamkhatal</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 11:01pm<b>mrchachie</b> - the 04/25/2016 at 2:40pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 9:01pm<b>kokopuffs3</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 2:22am<b>SirPringles</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 6:31pm<b>ciaraash</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 5:39pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 5:03pm<b>Jiratias</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 3:51pm<b>bigwell</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 3:12pm<b>kelliebrew</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 7:01am

Fucked!<b>RabijaBegic56</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 1:03am<b>shubhamkhatal</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 11:08am<b>TexasDiesel97</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 11:48am<b>AyeTee77</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 5:44pm<b>LoverWordsFood</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 1:49pm<b>doyouwantmedead</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 8:26pm<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 10:57pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:18pm<b>niallnm</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:17pm<b>connaughty0225</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 1:25pm<b>KatieKoala</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 6:45pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 7:47am<b>amine91</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:49pm<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 10:06am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:46am<b>haleymaley01</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 5:23am<b>TheUglyBitch</b> - the 12/19/2014 at 4:43am<b>AHzulu</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 7:40am

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tzemmy's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

by Emliy / 08/01/2014 at 1:06am / United States (Illinois) / Love

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Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

by MiserableMan / 06/10/2014 at 12:02am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Love

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML

by KL / 06/05/2009 at 3:46pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy