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  • Number of visits : 541
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About tzemmy : You know, i was going to put something funny and witty here, but what fun would that be?

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Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML


I agree, your life sucks (51715) - you deserved it (11300)

On 06/10/2014 at 12:02am - love - by MiserableMan (man) - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (56544) - you deserved it (4603)

On 06/05/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by KL (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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