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  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 October 1984 (29 years)
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Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5888) - you deserved it (50922)

On 10/21/2012 at 8:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31383) - you deserved it (2412)

On 12/18/2011 at 3:32am - animals - by sammyxoxo - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8866) - you deserved it (36887)

On 12/02/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by gtfb1993 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML

#18413058
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8866) - you deserved it (36887)

On 12/02/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by gtfb1993 - Canada (Ontario)



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