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Today, my mother and I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself and pulling up to the window, the employee who goes to my high school gave her the drink and his phone number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23409) - you deserved it (2315)

On 02/05/2010 at 2:52am - misc - by MachoFluster (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was in the car with my 16 year old daughter. There was a guy on a fast looking motorcycle next to me at the stop light. I yelled to him to "get it up!" so that he would do a wheelie. Just before the light turned green he yelled back, "You're too old for me, but I'll get it up for her!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7770) - you deserved it (26222)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my girlfriend's father that I wanted to talk about his daughter. I then went on to tell him I was thinking about 'popping the cherry', instead of 'popping the question'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19503) - you deserved it (11351)

On 02/04/2010 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by stoopidpoop (man) - United States (Illinois)



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