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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3704
  • Number of comments : 388
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About tylersign : Should I put a real "About Me"? Possibly.
Or, possibly not. But the real question is: Should you be reading all about me?
Definitely! I am probably the most interesting and amazing person you will meet and have met. And sexy.
1. I am humble.

The end.. Or is it?

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Today, my little brother proudly informed me that he found a way to suck pool water up his asshole. FML

#17487267
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33012) - you deserved it (2850)

On 08/16/2011 at 2:22am - kids - by Gross... (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

#17486446
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30774) - you deserved it (2435)

On 08/16/2011 at 12:54am - health - by Jillian Drute - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, at work, a customer came in. Since I was behind the counter, I asked if she needed help with anything. I've worked there for five years, and I didn't recognize my own boss. FML

#17476443
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8654) - you deserved it (31182)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:00am - work - by DramaticSigh (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML

#17475917
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30504) - you deserved it (2709)

On 08/15/2011 at 12:16am - love - by Alex (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

#17464270
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6220) - you deserved it (47487)

On 08/13/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by IronFoot - Canada

Today, my 14-year-old son was terrified of going into the water near our house, because he was scared of having his leg bitten off by a shark. We live by a lake. I tried explaining why it couldn't happen, but he just cowered behind a beach towel. FML

#17463558
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25249) - you deserved it (4288)

On 08/13/2011 at 9:17pm - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

#17451682
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12211) - you deserved it (28376)

On 08/12/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by ThisGuy97 - United States

Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML

#17444027
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37522) - you deserved it (2235)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:46pm - love - by Matt - United States (Ohio)

Today, after coming back from deployment, I found a homeless guy had broken into my house and made it his home for the last 5 months. FML

#17443433
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36025) - you deserved it (2310)

On 08/11/2011 at 7:38pm - work - by Username - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

#17429478
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29277) - you deserved it (5394)

On 08/10/2011 at 1:47pm - animals - by Ser17 - United States

Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year old man's junk. FML

#17408229
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34909) - you deserved it (5890)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:20pm - intimacy - by Sharee K. - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while zooming down the interstate, I had to tell my husband to put his penis away. FML

#17400006
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25813) - you deserved it (5953)

On 08/07/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Wife - United States

Today, my wife and I almost got a divorce over a game of Yahtzee. FML

#17398977
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26065) - you deserved it (14723)

On 08/07/2011 at 5:44pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML

#17380999
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23881) - you deserved it (2382)

On 08/05/2011 at 8:18pm - work - by joshua - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

#17380404
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34799) - you deserved it (3357)

On 08/05/2011 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)



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