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tylersign
  • Town/Country : Beastown, U.S.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 2953
  • Number of comments : 388
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About tylersign : Should I put a real "About Me"? Possibly.
Or, possibly not. But the real question is: Should you be reading all about me?
Definitely! I am probably the most interesting and amazing person you will meet and have met. And sexy.
1. I am humble.

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Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

#19313557
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24955) - you deserved it (1974)

On 03/20/2012 at 11:37am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML

#19312458
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4947) - you deserved it (27260)

On 03/20/2012 at 4:16am - misc - by argh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while painting a wall, I handed a bucket of paint up to my friend who was standing on the top rung of a ladder. She said she felt dizzy, and came crashing down on me, along with the paint on my head. FML

#19306494
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16233) - you deserved it (1943)

On 03/19/2012 at 8:39am - misc - by fuuu. - Hong Kong

Today, while at work, a man came up to me and screamed that I was the devil's child, pointing at the tattoo on my wrist the whole time. I just stood there while he prayed for my soul. FML

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7077) - you deserved it (23180)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I'm so sick that I'm drinking fluids just to make it hurt less when I puke. FML

#19195188
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20781) - you deserved it (1794)

On 03/01/2012 at 11:17am - health - by cmoney6452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10441) - you deserved it (38082)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after handing in my resume to get a part-time job, I tried leaving, but the door wouldn't open. It was the "in" door. The person I gave my resume to had to slowly explain this to me. FML

#19138758
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7331) - you deserved it (19751)

On 02/22/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by nevergettingajob (man) - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

#19138227
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21670) - you deserved it (2771)

On 02/22/2012 at 10:53am - misc - by Whoopsie - United States

Today, everyone in my house has a horrible stomach flu. My two toddler nephews don't understand that they need to throw up in the bathroom, so they just blow chunks everywhere. I have to clean it up, while trying not to do the same. FML

Today, I'm forced to eat half a package of saltine crackers in my room for dinner. I can't go downstairs to the kitchen because my two roommates are going at it on our kitchen table. FML

#19091381
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23593) - you deserved it (2962)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:13am - intimacy - by robzzz (woman) - Canada

Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML

#19084596
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8959) - you deserved it (18766)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:18am - health - by prettysmellingbedroom - United States

Today, someone peed in my physical education locker. The only way someone could've done it is with a ladder. I'm so popular it hurts. FML

#19084261
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21725) - you deserved it (4265)

On 02/15/2012 at 7:46am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22603) - you deserved it (15106)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML

#19033421
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25518) - you deserved it (5200)

On 02/09/2012 at 10:17am - love - by Zoey (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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