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  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1998 (16 years)
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About tylerpienta : Born in Chicago
Love the outdoors and rock climbing


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Today, while making my daily offering of turd to the porcelain throne, I took out my phone and started playing a game. I suddenly felt a tickling sensation on my leg, and I freaked out as I saw hundreds of ants had emerged from behind the toilet. FML

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On 03/04/2012 at 5:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

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On 03/01/2012 at 3:39pm - love - by eeelise5296 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML

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On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)



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