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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 September 1986 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16937
  • Number of comments : 736
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About tygerarmy : King of Queens
I'm a Ginger
US Army - Intel Analyst
Concert, Stand Up Comedy, Podcast Junkie
I ♣ baby seals!
I'm not naked I'm Tattooed
I ♥ Tattooed Girls
B Pos; it's my outlook on life, I can't help it, it's in my blood.
Twitter/IG @TygerArmy

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Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML

#18540985
305 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17291) - you deserved it (42571)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by Une Fille (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

#18540980
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34924) - you deserved it (2708)

On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

#18529063
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30407) - you deserved it (4872)

On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took a poop that was three states of matter. Solid, liquid, and gas. FML

#18507550
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26240) - you deserved it (7665)

On 12/13/2011 at 10:45pm - health - by brownunderwear - United States (Washington)

Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML

#18491637
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32880) - you deserved it (2998)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by lucas - United States (Alaska)

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

#18491366
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28071) - you deserved it (3744)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML

#18483356
166 comments

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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend shoved a Q-tip up my ass while I was brushing my teeth. FML

#18449583
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39388) - you deserved it (7131)

On 12/06/2011 at 11:39pm - intimacy - by Surprisebuttsecks? (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

#18442495
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11414) - you deserved it (73028)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I almost got a blowjob for the first time. Except I came before I even got in her mouth. FML

#18430652
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45010) - you deserved it (18007)

On 12/04/2011 at 8:30pm - intimacy - by Rumpkis (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for years asked if I could be her "emergency gay friend". Worst part? I said yes. FML

#18425208
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28233) - you deserved it (25512)

On 12/04/2011 at 3:36am - love - by lifesucksbigtimefuys - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML

#18408949
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28416) - you deserved it (3294)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:23am - misc - by waterbottlehit (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I sat on Santa's lap. He got an erection. FML

#18404973
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44236) - you deserved it (10140)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:25pm - intimacy - by pops up - United States (Missouri)

Today, my house was broken into. How? My mom left a key under a flower pot on the porch. She also left a note on the door saying so. He stole all of my guitars. FML

#18404759
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35545) - you deserved it (2607)

On 12/01/2011 at 5:00pm - misc - by Aaron -

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

#18402920
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23822) - you deserved it (5562)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Hot Pants (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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