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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (105755) - you deserved it (7451)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, a man held a door open for me while I fished my umbrella out of my very cluttered bag. As I was opening my umbrella, I turned to thank him for being such a gentleman. Instead, a tampon that had apparently wedged itself into the folds of my umbrella flew into his face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41001) - you deserved it (5289)

On 07/24/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by umbrella (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45421) - you deserved it (53874)

On 04/03/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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