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by Now Single / 04/03/2011 at 4:06am / Reserved / Intimacy
Today, a man held a door open for me while I fished my umbrella out of my very cluttered bag. As I was opening my umbrella, I turned to thank him for being such a gentleman. Instead, a tampon that had apparently wedged itself into the folds of my umbrella flew into his face. FML
by umbrella / 07/24/2009 at 7:39am / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
by Anonymous / 04/03/2009 at 10:55pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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