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Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53156) - you deserved it (4124)

On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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On 03/22/2013 at 3:15pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Italy (Calabria)



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