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Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24005) - you deserved it (37891)

On 09/03/2011 at 7:49pm - intimacy - by SterlingSilver91 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought a new goldfish. While leaving my fish on my balcony to go get fish food, I hear a loud squawk and splash, I race outside to see a bird flying off with my fish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13715) - you deserved it (37683)

On 08/28/2011 at 7:29am - animals - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46547) - you deserved it (4853)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)



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