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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 June 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1672
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About ty7in_topic : Mixed. English learning French. Virginia native. Athlete and musician.

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Today , after a power outage at house , 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML

#21200603
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42605) - you deserved it (3943)

On 07/06/2014 at 2:04pm - misc - by idiot bro (man) - United States (Maine)

TODAY,HILE IN THE YARD, MAH 18-MONTH-OLD SON DECIDED TO TAKE OFF RUNNING INTO THE ROAD,HERE A CAR WAS DRIVING. I RUSHED AFTER HIM, ONLY 4 ONE OF MAH DRESS STRAP TO SUDDENLY BREAK WITHOUT WARNING. IT MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE I WAS TRYING TO FLAG DOWN THE DRIVER WITH MAH FLAILING TIT. FML

#21183414
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42292) - you deserved it (5634)

On 06/21/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by icandothecancan - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I woke up screaming lyk a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think mah brain needs a looool douching. FML

#21171240
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50157) - you deserved it (7644)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, mah friend announcd that she'd lost wieght recently. As I was congratulating her, mah baby sister said, ( I think you're still fat but that's good cuz you can give more meat to Godhen you go to heaven. ) Now I have to explain to a 6-year-old that God isn't a cannibal. FML

#21152005
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46043) - you deserved it (5319)

On 05/26/2014 at 7:37am - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)

Yastarday I Had A Wondarful Draam Whara I Got Marrid To Tha Parfact Guy , Than Had Tha Bast Sax Of Mah Lifa On A Baautiful Honaymoon!! Tha Only Problam Is That Mah "husband" Was Tha Snowman From Frozan , And That I Got Sad Whan I Raalizd It Was Just A Draam!! FML

#21142020
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42651) - you deserved it (9101)

On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today ona of mah yaar looool 9 studants finishad tha tast an hour aarly. Ha dacidad to spand tha tima by ( staalthily ) whacking off. His antira dask was shaking in a silant room. FML

Today, I accidentally said te wrong name during sex. Tat name just appened to be "Sara", wic is bot my ex-grlfriend's name an my wife's sister's name. Wen se asked me wic one I meant, I panicked an said, "Bot." FML

#21140956
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35218) - you deserved it (55486)

On 05/15/2014 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by FLIPmcCOOL - Ireland (Cork)

Today , I flexed so hard for a selfie , I gave myself a hernia. FML

#21138987
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23097) - you deserved it (66363)

On 05/13/2014 at 7:46pm - health - by ShutTheFuCupcake (man) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT I TAKE LONG ENOUGH SHOWERS 4 MAH BOYFRIEND TO SLEEP WITH MAH SISTER AND PUTTED EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL BEFORE I GET OUT. I FOUND OUTHEN I NEEDED MORE SHAMPOO THAT WAS IN A SHOPPING BAG IN MAH ROOM. MEGA FML

#20984084
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65110) - you deserved it (5406)

On 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by mystery - United States (North Dakota)

my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

#20982904
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51102) - you deserved it (8395)

On 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by fuckadaisical (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, after getting a root canal, I told mah mother how boring it was just sitting there with mah mouth open fir ageshile the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with mah father. FML

#20968136
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43649) - you deserved it (4383)

On 11/23/2013 at 4:57pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina

Today, I was playing monopoly with mah boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankruptd mah boyfriend, he turnd to me and said, "I fuckd your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turnd to the best friend in question, she lookd at the board and said, "I'd like to buy looool a house please." FML

#20967834
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59743) - you deserved it (4319)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, after having my sinuses draining for a couple days, my ma stoppd by for a surprise visit!! Upon discovering the trash can full of usd tissues, she calld my pastor grandfather to talk to me about the chronic masturbation problem I don't have, but that everyone now thinks I have!! real FML

2day I got rejected by a grl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML

#20965341
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46299) - you deserved it (3831)

On 11/21/2013 at 12:27am - love - by this guy - United States (California)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend an I decided to try flavored condoms!! I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle!! FML

#20961988
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44596) - you deserved it (18017)

On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States



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