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ty4nier

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 332
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23811) - you deserved it (1660)

On 07/08/2015 at 1:45pm - love - by welpwelpwelp - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

#21345232
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26665) - you deserved it (1750)

On 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm - work - by bitchypast - United States (Maine)

Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML

#21102694
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40442) - you deserved it (9511)

On 04/02/2014 at 7:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd ask his dad if it was okay. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "come on, dad" and "but why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

#20824090
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58549) - you deserved it (4847)

On 08/06/2013 at 4:35pm - love - by (._. ) (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29375) - you deserved it (19188)

On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

#18989889
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25578) - you deserved it (2407)

On 02/04/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by lrgenesis - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered that instead of being a harmless way to relax after a rough day, parking in an empty lot apparently means you are either dealing drugs or want to commit suicide. I was detained, my car was searched and I was grilled about my happiness. Great stress relief, eh? FML

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

#7273093
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10386) - you deserved it (53773)

On 01/11/2010 at 2:23am - health - by alexbobalex (woman) - Aland Islands

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

#5309221
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23568) - you deserved it (80133)

On 09/17/2009 at 6:57am - work - by auscop (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I learned that "Officer, I do not consent to any searches" means "Officer, please handcuff me, I am trying to be difficult" in cop speak. FML

#3687656
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46540) - you deserved it (21831)

On 07/12/2009 at 4:59am - misc - by whatrights - United States (California)



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