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ty4nier's favorite FMLs
Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML
by welpwelpwelp / 07/08/2015 at 1:45pm / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Love
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
by bitchypast / 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm / United States (Maine) / Work
Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML
by Anonymous / 04/02/2014 at 7:30am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd ask his dad if it was okay. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "come on, dad" and "but why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML
by (._. ) / 08/06/2013 at 4:35pm / United States (Iowa) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/21/2012 at 12:50am / Canada / Health
by lrgenesis / 02/04/2012 at 3:13am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that instead of being a harmless way to relax after a rough day, parking in an empty lot apparently means you are either dealing drugs or want to commit suicide. I was detained, my car was searched and I was grilled about my happiness. Great stress relief, eh? FML
by takeitandrun / 10/17/2010 at 7:38pm / United States (Colorado) / Transportation
by alexbobalex / 01/11/2010 at 2:23am / Aland Islands / Health
Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML
by auscop / 09/17/2009 at 6:57am / Australia (Western Australia) / Transportation
by whatrights / 07/12/2009 at 4:59am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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