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  • Town/Country : Massachusetts, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 December 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 94
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my students all handed in their 1,000 word papers. The assignment was for them to write about a strong, benevolent leader who influenced the world. Around half of the papers were about Hitler. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38310) - you deserved it (8664)

On 04/02/2014 at 7:30am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked out the man of my dreams. He told me he'd ask his dad if it was okay. I thought he was just kidding, until he pulled out his phone and called his dad. After a few minutes of "come on, dad" and "but why?" he hung up and said his dad wouldn't let him. He's 22. FML

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On 08/06/2013 at 4:35pm - love - by (._. ) (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

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On 02/04/2012 at 3:13am - misc - by lrgenesis - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mom found a pack of cigarettes in my pocket. She hates smoking, so she tore every single cigarette to pieces, then emptied a bag of kitty litter on them. On my bed. FML

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On 01/11/2010 at 2:23am - health - by alexbobalex (woman) - Aland Islands



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