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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 January 1994 (20 years)
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Today, while I was having sex, he stopped, looked at me all seriously and said, "Permission to climax, ma'am?" FML

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168 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my wife and I had a fight, which I thought we resolved. Later, while painting the kitchen, I told her to change into an old shirt she didn't care about. She made a huge show of putting her wedding gown on, veil and all. FML

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On 01/01/2013 at 4:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

#20436012
122 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 10:20am - intimacy - by ashbeat - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML

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125 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 10:15am - misc - by Sarah - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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On 12/30/2012 at 1:29am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

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On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

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On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore



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