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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 July 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 503
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About twixxone : MOBB[510]

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Visits<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 9:40pm<b>kelseysking</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 11:14am<b>MeanBeagle</b> - the 10/12/2014 at 9:01am<b>CVTTRVN</b> - the 06/27/2013 at 3:51am

Fucked!<b>SOILEDIT</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 3:40am

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twixxone's favorite FMLs

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

by patrickalamo / 06/14/2011 at 10:23am / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

by mimabee / 06/14/2011 at 9:56am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML

by leftbehind / 06/10/2011 at 7:40am / Colombia (Antioquia) / Transportation

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML

by mj / 06/05/2011 at 4:20pm / United States / Love