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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 2 July 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 417
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML


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On 06/14/2011 at 10:23am - work - by patrickalamo - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26733) - you deserved it (12603)

On 06/14/2011 at 9:56am - misc - by mimabee - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was the only passenger on a completely booked flight to have all their luggage left behind in another country. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36442) - you deserved it (3090)

On 06/10/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by leftbehind (man) - Colombia (Antioquia)

Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML


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On 06/05/2011 at 4:20pm - love - by mj - United States

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