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Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML
by patrickalamo / 06/14/2011 at 10:23am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML
by mimabee / 06/14/2011 at 9:56am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by leftbehind / 06/10/2011 at 7:40am / Colombia (Antioquia) / Transportation
Today, my wife announced that she wanted a divorce. She'd actually started dating another man a few months ago, but she wanted to drag our marriage out as long as possible just in case her new relationship fell through. FML
by mj / 06/05/2011 at 4:20pm / United States / Love
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