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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 214
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About twistedtwincity : Whichever comes first,
for better or worse
He's married to the game,
like a fuck you for Christmas
His gift is a curse,
forget the Earth,
he's got the urge To pull his dick from the dirt,
and fuck the whole universe

twistedtwincity's page activity

Visits<b>MLeguillon</b> - 18 hours ago<b>TaylorWhiteGirl</b> - yesterday at 11:57am<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 3:10am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 3:22pm<b>CurlyQute</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 11:08am<b>hardflip95</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 1:27am<b>annarcheer</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 11:36pm<b>winchestinalock</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 6:26am<b>jamienicole1993</b> - the 12/24/2014 at 2:43am<b>RMfml33</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 10:57pm<b>zBerryz</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 10:30pm<b>catherine012</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 8:24pm<b>JocelynKaulitz</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 5:14am<b>lola4455</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 12:49am<b>iliiana__</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 6:53pm<b>baconsdelight701</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 5:28pm<b>oldmanringo</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 1:27pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 11:47am

Liked!<b>missa8604</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 5:23am<b>blondbombshell13</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 8:45pm<b>baconsdelight701</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 4:38am<b>jay_color_gray</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 6:23am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 5:58am<b>ChelzTheWolfGirl</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 4:40am<b>kantalita_claire</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:10pm<b>oliviaolivia</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 1:41am<b>kinzopinzi</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 5:24pm<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 1:12am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 5:35pm<b>summer135790</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 2:21am

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