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twistedtwincity

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twistedtwincity

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 398
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About twistedtwincity : I don't wanna wreck your Friday
I ain't gonna waste my lines
I don't have to take your heart
I just wanna take your time

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Visits<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 8:29pm<b>kenz1iscayuute</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 4:39pm<b>Mossygirl357</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 1:00pm<b>annarcheer</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 3:12pm<b>PaigeLeeAnn11</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 1:01pm<b>moron011</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 8:45pm<b>i_love_him_</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 2:46pm<b>NerdGirl321</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 7:16pm<b>El_Mojiiito</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 5:05am<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 11:50pm<b>melisssa87</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 1:44pm<b>Sarahch</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:24pm<b>cutycat136</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:49am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:40am<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:11am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 5:32pm<b>pris0027</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 3:20am<b>maxyutd</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 7:58am

Fucked!<b>annarcheer</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 9:13pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:40pm<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:11pm<b>lesly30</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 1:14pm<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 10:15am<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 6:24am<b>marthagayo</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 8:05pm<b>waratmars</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 4:55am<b>missa8604</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 5:23am<b>blondbombshell13</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 8:45pm<b>baconsdelight701</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 4:38am<b>jay_color_gray</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 6:23am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 5:58am<b>ChelzTheWolfGirl</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 4:40am<b>kantalita_claire</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:10pm<b>oliviaolivia</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 1:41am<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 1:12am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 5:35pm

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200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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