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twistedtwincity

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twistedtwincity

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 248
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About twistedtwincity : I don't wanna wreck your Friday
I ain't gonna waste my lines
I don't have to take your heart
I just wanna take your time

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Visits<b>BBeffedmylife</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 10:50am<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 12:24am<b>marthagayo</b> - the 01/20/2015 at 9:05am<b>samantha236le</b> - the 01/19/2015 at 3:23pm<b>MARGIE9</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 7:09pm<b>Mario_mane</b> - the 01/15/2015 at 8:45am<b>Oliok</b> - the 01/14/2015 at 3:47pm<b>tiggermo</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 1:49am<b>JVVortex</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 1:28am<b>emmatheamazingx</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 4:30pm<b>BunchieRules</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 7:16pm<b>hardesty</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 5:01pm<b>stuckintime</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 7:55am<b>lesly30</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 5:20am<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 3:28am<b>youngindian</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 1:23am<b>Aquamarine9</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 12:54am<b>watermelon1</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 1:57am

Liked!<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 6:24am<b>marthagayo</b> - the 01/13/2015 at 8:05pm<b>waratmars</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 4:55am<b>missa8604</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 5:23am<b>blondbombshell13</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 8:45pm<b>baconsdelight701</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 4:38am<b>jay_color_gray</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 6:23am<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 5:58am<b>ChelzTheWolfGirl</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 4:40am<b>kantalita_claire</b> - the 12/10/2014 at 10:10pm<b>oliviaolivia</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 1:41am<b>kinzopinzi</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 5:24pm<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 1:12am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 5:35pm<b>summer135790</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 2:21am

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