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twistedsyns
  • Town/Country : Fairfield, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 March 1986 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 126
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About twistedsyns : I am a 26 year old female, living with family and my husband.

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Today, 3 of the 4 stalls were occupied in the rest room. I took the 4th stall. Upon sitting, I let out one of the longest, loudest farts I have done in a long time. Next, I hear "Hey, how's it going?". I was CORRECTLY identified by a co-worker hearing me fart. FML

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78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49655) - you deserved it (9804)

On 04/30/2009 at 10:55am - work - by RckRagman (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52078) - you deserved it (13677)

On 03/01/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Scottrick (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I submitted my picture to a rating website. It was rejected because I didn't clarify which person I was. The picture was of my dog and me. FML

#50686
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44719) - you deserved it (6064)

On 02/16/2009 at 12:45am - animals - by Ugh - United States (California)



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