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About twining24 : Love music mudding driving. My truck is my baby (: haha. Uh freshman in college. And don't know what else to say so just ask

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Today, my best friend confessed to me that she's a lesbian. She quickly added, "Oh, don't worry, I don't like you. You're not attractive." FML


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