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Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 4:05pm - health - by BritneyFink (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year old virgin. FML

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On 01/25/2009 at 8:52am - intimacy - by aces10 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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On 01/24/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by asdfasdf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I stole one of my cousin's chocolates. I didn't tell her, after I ate it, I read the box and realized that it was a chocolate laxative. I'm posting this from the bathroom. FML

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On 01/13/2009 at 8:05pm - misc - by dannij08 - United States (California)

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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