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Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12092) - you deserved it (32975)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by wtfson -

Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML


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On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

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