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Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by STIdiot (woman) - United States (California)
Today, it's my sister's birthday. My parents got her a cat. I have serious allergies when it comes to cats. When I brought this issue up with my parents, they replied, "This day is not about you, it's about your sister." I can feel my throat tightening already. FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 7:46am - health - by Cats...FML (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I was in a public restroom. The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort. I ignored him and finished up. I turned around to be greeted by his red swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking "Is my penis supposed to look like this?" FML
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On 10/17/2011 at 12:20am - health - by blarp - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML
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On 10/14/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by happybudiess - United States
Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML
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On 10/10/2011 at 12:04am - money - by cc - United States (Montana)
Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML
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On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
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On 10/07/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, a customer handed me the ankle-length hosiery she had just used to try on some shoes, and as I sat there feeling the warm dampness of them in the palm of my hand, she said "You should throw those away, I have a toe fungus." FML
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On 10/06/2011 at 12:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML
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On 09/24/2011 at 5:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I'm being admitted to the hospital for severe exhaustion. Why am I exhausted? For spending 12 hours at the hospital while my sister gave birth. The same hospital I'm being admitted to. FML
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On 09/23/2011 at 1:47am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that one of my university flatmates arrived early for Freshers Week, and had a party which involved the place being trashed. I'm going to lose some of my deposit for damage caused before I even arrived. FML
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On 09/16/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by Authentik8 (man) - United Kingdom (Croydon)
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
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On 09/15/2011 at 4:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft and practice frequently. FML
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On 09/12/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by OperaLover (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a girl I wanted to get with at the time. FML
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On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland
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