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  • Town/Country : Fowlerville, United States of America
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 June 1994 (19 years)
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Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML

#18278500
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15898) - you deserved it (1860)

On 11/18/2011 at 12:54am - misc - by guest - Canada

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
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I agree, your life sucks (18472) - you deserved it (32243)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
235 comments

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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone but me. Then, one of them said: "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

#13998469
129 comments

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On 11/27/2010 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

#12305756
287 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Embarressed... (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

#210718
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On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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