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turtles_love

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 731
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About turtles_love : I feel like I should go so bye ^-^ stay kawaii
I am a dancer, i can play 5 instruments, I'm secretly married to Fronzilla. well in my head i am. i don't think you care but my name's Olivia i will be 18 soon #chicagotrip
music is my absolute passion i listen to anything from pop-punk to thrash metal
total skater and saving up for a new board
I'm a hardheaded little shit so fuck off
I hunt i own a few guns and knives so get on my bad side and we'll have problems

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turtles_love's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

by Craigslist is Evil. / 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML

by Robert / 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up to a flooded basement. That basement is my bedroom, so I'm completely surrounded by water. All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi. FML

by Anonymous / 06/28/2013 at 2:07pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Miscellaneous

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

by Anonymous / 01/01/2013 at 2:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love