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About turtles_love : on the outside i show my fake fun always happy self when in reality I'm slowly dying inside but you would never have idek uh i like rock and heavy metal and cupcakes ok bye.....Asking Alexandria, Never Shout Never, Slayer, Metallica, ACDC, Sleeping With Sirens, and a lot more but we don't have time for that

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Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML


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On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I pulled my motorcycle into a wheelie when my crush drove by. She was the one who drove me to the hospital when I went over backward. FML


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On 09/12/2013 at 9:11pm - misc - by Robert - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to a flooded basement. That basement is my bedroom, so I'm completely surrounded by water. All I need is a tiger and this would be like The Life of Pi. FML


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On 06/28/2013 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Egypt (Al Qahirah)

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML


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On 01/01/2013 at 2:50am - love - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

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