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About turtles_love : on the outside i show my fake fun always happy self when in reality I'm slowly dying inside but you would never have noticed....um idek uh i like rock and heavy metal and cupcakes ok bye.....Asking Alexandria, Never Shout Never, Slayer, Metallica, ACDC, Sleeping With Sirens, and a lot more but we don't have time for that
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Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014