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About turtles_love : I feel like I should go so bye ^-^ stay kawaii
I am a dancer, i can play 5 instruments, I'm secretly married to Fronzilla. well in my head i am. i don't think you care but my name's Olivia i will be 18 soon #chicagotrip
music is my absolute passion i listen to anything from pop-punk to thrash metal
total skater and saving up for a new board
I'm a hardheaded little shit so fuck off
I hunt i own a few guns and knives so get on my bad side and we'll have problems
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML
Friday 19 September 2014