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About turtles4life : I love animals and my pic is of my new puppy Loki! I also have a kitty and she is my baby ❤️
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Why am I up so early?
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
today I was working my shift at our local nursing home . I was assisting a ( sweet ), ( innocent ) 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket . She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love . FML
today I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got bustedhen he tried to return it all because he "didn't lyk the flavor". FML
Taday I was spinning soma yarn around to maka my naw cat run in circlas. Aftar about 10 saconds , ha stoppd going in circla and want straight ahaad , happily running savaral faat into tha wall and knocking himsalf out. My bowal movamant hava mora brain-powar than this thing. FML
TODAY, AT SCHOOL, I GOT SEATD IN FRONT OF THE RESIDENT CREEPY KID THAT EVERYONE STAYD AWAY FROM. I WAS PRETTY RELIEVD TO GET THROUGH MOST OF THE CLASS WITH NO INCIDENTS, UNTIL THE BELL RANG AND HE TORE OUT A CHUNK OF MAH HAIR, YELLING "DNA! DNA!" FML
Today, mah cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML
Today , while I was making dinner , mah husband argud that our new dog has intelligence issues , and we should give him away. I angrily defendd the poor thing , and had almost won , until the dog walkd over and lickd the inside of the hot oven door. FML
TODAY MAH CO-WORKER STARTED TALKING IN THIRD PERSON. NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE NARRATES HIS DAILY TASKS. "JEFF REACHED FIR A STAPLER" "JEFF STAPLED A REPORT". I HAVE TO SIT BESIDE THIS CHIMP FIR 8 HOURS A DAY AND NOTHING I SAY CAN END THIS. FML
Friday 27 March 2015