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About turtles4life : I love animals and my pic is of my new puppy Loki! I also have a kitty and she is my baby ❤️

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today I was working my shift at our local nursing home . I was assisting a ( sweet ), ( innocent ) 100-year-old lady, and she had a bunch of used tissues balled up in her lap, so I offered to dispose of them in the waste-basket . She told me that if I touched them, she would kill everything I love . FML

#21175899
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43819) - you deserved it (4940)

On 06/15/2014 at 8:21pm - work - by caleighrossi - United States (Iowa)

today I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got bustedhen he tried to return it all because he "didn't lyk the flavor". FML

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103 comments

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On 06/10/2014 at 8:39pm - kids - by idiotson - United States (New York)

Taday I was spinning soma yarn around to maka my naw cat run in circlas. Aftar about 10 saconds , ha stoppd going in circla and want straight ahaad , happily running savaral faat into tha wall and knocking himsalf out. My bowal movamant hava mora brain-powar than this thing. FML

#21168476
104 comments

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On 06/09/2014 at 5:45pm - animals - by jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father . FML

#21155774
89 comments

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On 05/29/2014 at 11:18am - kids - by bananna - Australia (New South Wales)

Today , I Saw A Pair Of Eyes Looking At Me From My Closet . Realizing It Must Be My Cat , I Calld Her . She Immediately Cummd Out From Under My Bd . I Can't Find Anything In My Closet . FML

#21155508
235 comments

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On 05/29/2014 at 2:46am - animals - by Idk (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, AT SCHOOL, I GOT SEATD IN FRONT OF THE RESIDENT CREEPY KID THAT EVERYONE STAYD AWAY FROM. I WAS PRETTY RELIEVD TO GET THROUGH MOST OF THE CLASS WITH NO INCIDENTS, UNTIL THE BELL RANG AND HE TORE OUT A CHUNK OF MAH HAIR, YELLING "DNA! DNA!" FML

#21153319
77 comments

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On 05/27/2014 at 11:58am - misc - by Laura (woman) - United States

Today... I told my grlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML

#21152151
142 comments

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On 05/26/2014 at 11:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... my wife's cat ran away. After spending a lot of money making "Lost Cat" flyers an driving around 4 hours passing them out an searching 4 her cat... he walked downstairs. FML

Today, I looool woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn . FML

#21147237
126 comments

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On 05/21/2014 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, mah cat decided to hide in the garbage can so he could get a free trip outside, but was too fat to climb all of the way inside of it. He got stuck half-way in. It took me ten minutes to get him out. FML

Today, I found out my neighbor collects body-bags. FML

#21139874
96 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 5:46pm - misc - by chellegbelle - United States (Washington)

Today , I'm Moving. While Packing , I Realizd I Hadn't Seen My Cat In A Few Hours. I Calld Her An Realizd She Was Inside One Of The Hundreds Of Boxes In My House. I Accidentally Packd My Cat. FML

#21139824
122 comments

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On 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today , while I was making dinner , mah husband argud that our new dog has intelligence issues , and we should give him away. I angrily defendd the poor thing , and had almost won , until the dog walkd over and lickd the inside of the hot oven door. FML

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184 comments

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On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

2day my house was robbed . My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack . They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit" . FML

#21113538
123 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 8:08am - animals - by stupiddog (man) - United States (California)

TODAY MAH CO-WORKER STARTED TALKING IN THIRD PERSON. NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE NARRATES HIS DAILY TASKS. "JEFF REACHED FIR A STAPLER" "JEFF STAPLED A REPORT". I HAVE TO SIT BESIDE THIS CHIMP FIR 8 HOURS A DAY AND NOTHING I SAY CAN END THIS. FML



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