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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 September 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 456
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About turtlemonkey : Helloooo! I'm a very friendly type of guy which can be shy but outgoing at times.I love working out and playing football andddd meeting new people:) so message me?

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Fucked!<b>Niccutiecats</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 10:58pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 7:27pm

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