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turtlemonkey

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 15 September 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 408
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About turtlemonkey : Helloooo! I'm a very friendly type of guy which can be shy but outgoing at times.I love working out and playing football andddd meeting new people:) so message me?

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Visits<b>Niccutiecats</b> - yesterday at 4:59pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 1:27pm<b>Niz_DD</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 8:08am<b>futureot1</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 6:18pm<b>Mrpolo_18</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 11:42pm<b>Slatedw</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:11am<b>thatsavagecat</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 2:25pm<b>papygeorges</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 3:53am<b>constipation</b> - the 04/20/2015 at 9:43am<b>star97</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 5:54pm<b>Johnatron</b> - the 03/27/2015 at 1:18pm<b>cocoapanda</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 7:07am<b>beaglegal</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 6:24pm<b>velocityraptor</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 6:33pm<b>Saso</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 9:52pm<b>kaycrazyy</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 4:34pm<b>alexiah</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 1:51pm<b>NikkiRainbow63</b> - the 11/22/2014 at 5:46pm

Fucked!<b>Niccutiecats</b> - yesterday at 10:58pm<b>venomousflower</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 7:27pm

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