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turtlemansam

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turtlemansam

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 October 1980 (34 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1578
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About turtlemansam : Im Sam.

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Visits<b>Karls_Marx</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 5:36pm<b>blostrich_</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:01pm<b>vicky_lynnnnn</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 1:09pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 7:03pm<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 8:31pm<b>xninix</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 7:07pm<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 10:47pm<b>shaar</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 12:14am<b>niightmares</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 9:56pm<b>aishah77</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 7:40pm<b>Catsss</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 9:34am<b>pris0027</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 11:15pm<b>catchmypanties</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 10:24am<b>Tashie96</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 3:54am<b>valerie_273</b> - the 01/10/2015 at 10:16am<b>Amy_Nguyen_12</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 11:07pm<b>lucyisbae</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 5:26pm<b>sanuxo_</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 9:14pm

Fucked!<b>lucyisbae</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 11:26pm

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