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turtlemansam

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turtlemansam

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 October 1980 (34 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1460
  • Number of comments : 118
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 23 posted

About turtlemansam : Im Sam.

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