About turtle_love94 : Green Day. Turtles. My boyfriend. Longwood University. Life.
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by Anonymous / 05/02/2013 at 8:50pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by obnum / 04/18/2013 at 10:37am / United States / Love
Today, I was super hungry and went to a Thai restaurant. The waitress left two small bowls of fried rice on the counter, and I thought they were for me. I ate one and a lady came over screaming. Apparently the small cups of rice was part of a religious ceremony. FML
by Thai rice mistake / 02/12/2013 at 3:04am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/08/2013 at 4:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by :$ / 08/06/2012 at 6:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/08/2012 at 7:35am / United States / Intimacy
by winnerwinner / 05/02/2012 at 11:46am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2009 at 1:10pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
by Noname / 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
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