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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1194
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About turdoblast : Hi FML community, you can call me Turdo! 😁

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Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML

#21515102
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27235) - you deserved it (12931)

On 01/14/2016 at 7:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Whilst browsing the web, I clicked on an ad that said "How to Get Your Ex Back in a Day". Now I am single and have a computer virus. FML

#21514013
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16046) - you deserved it (20118)

On 01/11/2016 at 4:04pm - love - by lonely - United States (Idaho)

Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML

#21450453
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28931) - you deserved it (1971)

On 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm - misc - by Son of a Bitch - United States

Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into my new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in my bed. I also slept on my new couch for the first time. FML

#21367098
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28642) - you deserved it (4154) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/02/2015 at 9:03pm - love - by Marc (man) - Hong Kong

Today, after 3 hours of sleep, I had to rush to my grandmother's house because she fell and couldn't get up. An embarrassed, half-naked old lady, a very wet rug, an ambulance and a trip to the hospital later, and she still refuses to use her cane and walker. I hope I'm not this stubborn when I'm old. FML

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

#21316114
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15571) - you deserved it (39829)

On 12/12/2014 at 9:39am - misc - by well, now what - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

#20587303
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46538) - you deserved it (19435) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/12/2013 at 8:14pm - kids - by xx-look-at-xx - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML

#20082014
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34034) - you deserved it (6805)

On 09/21/2012 at 11:11am - love - by Sad ex-wife (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42667) - you deserved it (6139)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

#6691654
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28582) - you deserved it (4983)

On 12/10/2009 at 6:47am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML

#5450785
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12538) - you deserved it (43650)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by BOOMerang (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

#3824870
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61780) - you deserved it (6489)

On 07/17/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Stranded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

#1187831
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69771) - you deserved it (4482)

On 04/21/2009 at 9:13am - love - by 5220 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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