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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1992 (23 years)
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Today, an hour into a family road trip, my mother informed me that she didn't put my suitcase in the car because it "didn't fit". FML


I agree, your life sucks (28636) - you deserved it (1951)

On 08/01/2015 at 1:17pm - misc - by Son of a Bitch - United States

Today, it's been almost 2 months since I moved into my new place, and it's the first time a girl has slept in my bed. I also slept on my new couch for the first time. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28227) - you deserved it (4110) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/02/2015 at 9:03pm - love - by Marc (man) - Hong Kong

Today, after 3 hours of sleep, I had to rush to my grandmother's house because she fell and couldn't get up. An embarrassed, half-naked old lady, a very wet rug, an ambulance and a trip to the hospital later, and she still refuses to use her cane and walker. I hope I'm not this stubborn when I'm old. FML

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15445) - you deserved it (39375)

On 12/12/2014 at 9:39am - misc - by well, now what - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (46210) - you deserved it (19356) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/12/2013 at 8:14pm - kids - by xx-look-at-xx - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33700) - you deserved it (6771)

On 09/21/2012 at 11:11am - love - by Sad ex-wife (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42289) - you deserved it (6089)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28282) - you deserved it (4949)

On 12/10/2009 at 6:47am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12414) - you deserved it (43445)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by BOOMerang (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61308) - you deserved it (6436)

On 07/17/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Stranded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69423) - you deserved it (4444)

On 04/21/2009 at 9:13am - love - by 5220 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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