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turdoblast
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 354
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About turdoblast : Hi FML community, you can call me Turdo! 😁

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turdoblast's favorite FMLs

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

#6691654
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I agree, your life sucks (25738) - you deserved it (4637)

On 12/10/2009 at 6:47am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML

#5450785
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10602) - you deserved it (40374)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by BOOMerang (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

#3824870
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57201) - you deserved it (6020)

On 07/17/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Stranded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

#1187831
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65373) - you deserved it (4148)

On 04/21/2009 at 9:13am - love - by 5220 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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