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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 205
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About turdoblast : Hi FML community, you can call me Turdo! 😁

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Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML


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On 09/24/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by BOOMerang (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML


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On 07/17/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Stranded (woman) - United States (California)

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