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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 August 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 538
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About turdoblast : Hi FML community, you can call me Turdo! 😁

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML


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On 12/12/2014 at 9:39am - misc - by well, now what - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39656) - you deserved it (5793)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25798) - you deserved it (4646)

On 12/10/2009 at 6:47am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10626) - you deserved it (40430)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by BOOMerang (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57284) - you deserved it (6021)

On 07/17/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Stranded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66658) - you deserved it (4246)

On 04/21/2009 at 9:13am - love - by 5220 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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