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turbulent
  • Town/Country : Portland, Oregon
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 July 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1188
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About turbulent : I give new meaning to the phrase 'fucked up'.

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Today, I asked my mother if we could test me for OCD, since so many people have suggested to me that I might have it. She smiles at me and says, "No, honey, you're just really really weird." FML

#3246317 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (33068) - you deserved it (4595)

On 06/26/2009 at 3:48pm - health - by sad_panda (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML

#3229865 (454)

I agree, your life sucks (51833) - you deserved it (26218)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Jeweler (man) - United States (California)

Today, my left-handed boss needed PC help. I said "right-click for the menu." She said nothing happened. Three times we went through this. Eventually I went over, asking her to show me what she did. She was using her right hand on the left mouse button. She earns $10,000 more than me. FML

#2798980 (165)

I agree, your life sucks (50072) - you deserved it (2039)

On 06/11/2009 at 11:21am - work - by girlfriday (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was babysitting a little boy. I opened up a new bottle of bubbles and it was all goopy and gross so I said "Eww!". The boy then asks, "What's "ew" mean?". I replied with, "Something gross and yucky". Then he pointed at my face and say "Ew! Ew! Ewwww!". FML

#2658966 (158)

I agree, your life sucks (42476) - you deserved it (5948)

On 06/06/2009 at 12:23pm - kids - by EwFace (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

#2620784 (319)

I agree, your life sucks (40936) - you deserved it (17216)

On 06/05/2009 at 1:03am - health - by NoPainNoGain (man) - United States (California)

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293 (340)

I agree, your life sucks (22269) - you deserved it (54096)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)