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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 October 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 960
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

#19432240
167 comments

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On 04/08/2012 at 8:13pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

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164 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML

#19190899
69 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Vandrefalk - Norway

Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML

#19190899
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On 02/29/2012 at 7:09pm - misc - by Vandrefalk - Norway

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

#19189124
197 comments

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On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

#19188907
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On 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm - work - by tammylauraine - United States

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

#19108975
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On 02/18/2012 at 5:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

#18869027
177 comments

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On 01/21/2012 at 8:25am - love - by addicted2v - United States (New York)

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

#18868671
168 comments

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On 01/21/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Russian Federation

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one- or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

#18865493
195 comments

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On 01/20/2012 at 9:31pm - love - by fuckthepopo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13650) - you deserved it (32125)

On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)



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