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tuppencej777

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 26 October 1985 (30 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1151
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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tuppencej777's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

by Anonymous / 04/08/2012 at 8:13pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

by scaredshitless / 03/03/2012 at 8:55am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML

by Vandrefalk / 02/29/2012 at 7:09pm / Norway / Miscellaneous

Today, I got myself an organ donor card, just to feel wanted. FML

by Vandrefalk / 02/29/2012 at 7:09pm / Norway / Miscellaneous

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

by ouch / 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm / Italy (Emilia-Romagna) / Miscellaneous

Today, after handing out several résumés for several jobs, I realized that I forgot to add my phone number to them. FML

by tammylauraine / 02/29/2012 at 1:21pm / United States / Work

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

by anonymous / 02/18/2012 at 5:07pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

by addicted2v / 01/21/2012 at 8:25am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I got home from my 6-week vacation. Apparently, my mum cleaned my room for me while I was gone because my vibrator was neatly tucked into my blanket, next to my pillow instead of being hidden under my bed. FML

by Anonymous / 01/21/2012 at 5:45am / Russian Federation / Intimacy

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one- or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

by fuckthepopo / 01/20/2012 at 9:31pm / United States (Florida) / Love

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

by bunnyluver4545 / 01/11/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy