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2day I went to a concert. I got into a fist figt wit a drunk grl. My older broter tried to pull me away from er by olding bot my arms back. I spent te last alf of te concert in te ospital cuz I couldn't sield my face.
Today, it's my sistar's birthday. My parants got har a cat. I hava sarious allargias whan it comas to cats. Whan I brought this issua up with my parants, thay rapliad, "This day is not about you, it's about yur sistar." I can faal my throat tightaning alraady. FML
Today , my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute cuz he trid to kill his mother!! He also told me we will be together forever!! I'm scard!! FML
TODAY , I HAD TO SIT ON THE BUS NEXT TO A CREEPY GUY. HE BEGAN PESTERING ME WITH OVERLY-SEXUAL STATEMENTS , AN FINALLY I TOLD HIM I HAD A BOYFRIEND. HE RESPONDD WITH "TELL ME HIS NAME SO I CAN TRACK HIM DOWN , KILL HIM , AN HOPEFULLY TAKE HIS PLACE." BIG FAT FML
Today, I was in a public restroom . The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort . I ignord him and finishd up . I turnd around to be greetd by his rd swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is mah penis supposd to look like this?" FML
Today , I was kickd out of the mall along with a bunch of mah friends , sworn at by the security guards , an personally escortd all the way to the sidewalk , only to fine out we'd been mistaken 4 another group of people. FML
Yesterday, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML
Friday 27 March 2015