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Today, twin boys who r 5 decidd to looool teach each other how to fly off the shd out back. They r still in there pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33107) - you deserved it (6446)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

after having had sex with mah girlfriend 4 the first time the night before... she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML

#18015213
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51321) - you deserved it (8064)

On 10/18/2011 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Mini-wanker (man) - United States (New York)

TADAY I WOKE UP TO PEOPLE IN THE PARKING LOT SCREAMING "EVERYBODY WAKE UP". THEY'VE BEEN DOING THIS AT 7 EVERY MORNING SINCE I MOVED IN 3 MONTHS AGO. FML

#18014606
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27070) - you deserved it (2753)

On 10/18/2011 at 11:10am - misc - by Tony - United States

Today, For Our 3rd Anniversary, I Gave My Boyfriend A Watch, Courtesy Of Rolex. He Gave Me Herpes, Courtesy Of His Other Girlfriend. FML

#18014393
155 comments

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On 10/18/2011 at 10:16am - health - by stdpositivenow (woman) - United States (Florida)

2day I went to a concert. I got into a fist figt wit a drunk grl. My older broter tried to pull me away from er by olding bot my arms back. I spent te last alf of te concert in te ospital cuz I couldn't sield my face.

Today, My Boyfriend's Jaw Was Swollen Due To Him Not Taking Care Of A Cracked Tooth. He's Convinced It Was Actually Caused By An STD, And Accused Me Of Giving It To Him. FML

#18005500
111 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by STIdiot (woman) - United States (California)

Today, it's my sistar's birthday. My parants got har a cat. I hava sarious allargias whan it comas to cats. Whan I brought this issua up with my parants, thay rapliad, "This day is not about you, it's about yur sistar." I can faal my throat tightaning alraady. FML

#18005415
131 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 7:46am - health - by Cats...FML (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute cuz he trid to kill his mother!! He also told me we will be together forever!! I'm scard!! FML

#18005142
245 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 6:02am - love - by bubba - China

TODAY , I HAD TO SIT ON THE BUS NEXT TO A CREEPY GUY. HE BEGAN PESTERING ME WITH OVERLY-SEXUAL STATEMENTS , AN FINALLY I TOLD HIM I HAD A BOYFRIEND. HE RESPONDD WITH "TELL ME HIS NAME SO I CAN TRACK HIM DOWN , KILL HIM , AN HOPEFULLY TAKE HIS PLACE." BIG FAT FML

#18004250
182 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a public restroom . The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort . I ignord him and finishd up . I turnd around to be greetd by his rd swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is mah penis supposd to look like this?" FML

#18003683
123 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 12:20am - health - by blarp - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was kickd out of the mall along with a bunch of mah friends , sworn at by the security guards , an personally escortd all the way to the sidewalk , only to fine out we'd been mistaken 4 another group of people. FML

#17992397
54 comments

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On 10/15/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by -- - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I had to take my son to the emergency room 4 shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML

#17989700
188 comments

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On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - kids - by myfamilyisodd (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
163 comments

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On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to ascort soma dumbass taanagar from Homa Dapot aftar I found him masturbating in ona of tha modal washrooms. FML

#17982026
161 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States



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