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  • Number of visits : 351
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after the first lesson at school, so I went to get a cup of coffee from the vending machine. I had just enough money for it. No cup dropped into the holder, and the whole thing poured straight into the drip tray while I watched. FML

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Today, I had a mental breakdown after going through severe depression for several years. I told my boyfriend that everybody thinks I'm useless, to which he replied, "No you're not. You cook me good dinners." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27103) - you deserved it (7148)

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Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34292) - you deserved it (453856)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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