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About tucansamTommyG : Quit creepin' my profile!
That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I still didn't feel quite awake after the first lesson at school, so I went to get a cup of coffee from the vending machine. I had just enough money for it. No cup dropped into the holder, and the whole thing poured straight into the drip tray while I watched. FML
Friday 19 December 2014