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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 13 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 89
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About tubagirlswagg : Well...let's see...Music is my life. It's everything to me and its what inspires me. I'm an *aspiring* musician (due to lack of time and lack of ability to play more than tuba) and a writer. I'm *attempting* to write a concert band/orchestral song based on the ups and downs of life when you're a teenager. I currently have the first two movement complete and I'm working on the melody for the third.

I have perpetual boy issues. I hate school yet I must have masochistic tendencies to take all AP and honors when I'm a bit of an idiotic derp-for-brains. I make jewelry (cutsie and friendship bracelets mostly) that I sell when I have time. I read and write when I can and make time for my music everyday.

That's kinda it. Yeah. =P

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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (15247) - you deserved it (58453) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at my boobs to have a conversation. FML


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On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21901) - you deserved it (3507)

On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML


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On 12/17/2011 at 2:59am - misc - by MikeNick - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML


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On 08/08/2009 at 3:18am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

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