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About tubagirlswagg : Well...let's see...Music is my life. It's everything to me and its what inspires me. I'm an *aspiring* musician (due to lack of time and lack of ability to play more than tuba) and a writer. I'm *attempting* to write a concert band/orchestral song based on the ups and downs of life when you're a teenager. I currently have the first two movement complete and I'm working on the melody for the third.
I have perpetual boy issues. I hate school yet I must have masochistic tendencies to take all AP and honors when I'm a bit of an idiotic derp-for-brains. I make jewelry (cutsie and friendship bracelets mostly) that I sell when I have time. I read and write when I can and make time for my music everyday.
That's kinda it. Yeah. =P
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Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend going into my best friend's dorm room and suspected her to cheat on me so I placed a camera in his room to spy on them. In the end, I discovered that my girlfriend has problems in math and both my best friend and brother are gay. FML
Friday 28 November 2014