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tswizz

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  • Birth Date : Monday 24 April 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 835
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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tswizz's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend showed me a print of a Banksy that she'd just bought, telling me it was an original. When I tried to argue that it wasn't, she broke up with me for "implying she was a moron." FML

#20190801
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20078) - you deserved it (2604)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:17am - love - by Single (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, my waiter turned to me and asked, "Let me guess, Miss I'm-not-fat-I'm-fluffy wants a diet coke?" FML

#19895683
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39074) - you deserved it (9446)

On 07/05/2012 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, while my mom was driving me to work, we drove past a lake with an old wooden dock. She stopped the car, pointed and said, "Some guy fucked me right there. I got a splinter in my butt, though, so we finished in his car." FML

#19443097
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37948) - you deserved it (2950)

On 04/10/2012 at 1:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

#19040540
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7950) - you deserved it (25590)

On 02/10/2012 at 9:13am - animals - by Stung (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70394) - you deserved it (3483)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to what I thought was my 9 month old son breastfeeding. It was my boyfriend. According to him, he wanted to experience what his mother never gave him as a kid. FML

#15561412
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40487) - you deserved it (7746)

On 03/30/2011 at 2:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that since he's doing a project with a girl in his class and carpooling with her in the morning, she'll be sleeping over at his house. FML

#13459715
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35534) - you deserved it (4333)

On 10/15/2010 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was chosen out of 64 women to model for the catalog of a new clothing store. Just when my self-confidence took a dramatic boost, I looked at the evaluation sheet. I was picked due to attributes such as my "extra large figure and average face" to make below average women feel beautiful. FML

#12805582
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26110) - you deserved it (4018)

On 08/29/2010 at 1:51pm - misc - by apparentlyugly (woman) - United States

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

#9133208
278 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27097) - you deserved it (6971)

On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States

Today, I handed out 30 resumes only to find out, after the last resume was handed out, my brother had changed the last sentence of every paragraph to 'I am a massive douche bag.' FML

#5875865
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37648) - you deserved it (7223)

On 10/18/2009 at 6:52am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend asked if she should get birthcontrol, of course I said yes and offered to pay the 55 dollar fee. She got her physical and pills and then dumped me the next day. I basically paid 55 dollars so that she can sleep with other people. FML

#5392690
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25027) - you deserved it (3640)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by charlieday (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while getting my hair done, I was annoyed that the beautician was not paying attention while straightening my hair. After asking her three times to watch what she was doing, I grabbed the iron and said "let me do it, you're going to burn me!". I then burned two layers of skin off my ear. FML

#865761
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8705) - you deserved it (102710)

On 04/08/2009 at 1:18am - misc - by jerkgirl (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

#280083
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (148394) - you deserved it (16798)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22658) - you deserved it (12268)

On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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