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tsunamigirl
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
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Today, I witnessed my psycho neighbor put her cat in a cage, cross into my backyard, and set the cage down before returning to her house. She then called the cops and claimed I'd stolen her cat. The cops didn't believe my side of the story for a second. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41527) - you deserved it (2567)

On 04/06/2014 at 3:37pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I saw mice eating from my cat's food dish, again. Where is my cat? He's busy bringing in more mice, birds, and once even an unharmed chipmunk through his cat door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38720) - you deserved it (4701)

On 06/07/2013 at 12:33am - animals - by Damn Cat - United States (Iowa)

Today, I have an upset stomach. Every other minute, it sounds like Chewbacca is screaming to get out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33371) - you deserved it (4293)

On 05/20/2013 at 4:14pm - health - by pixkalexi - United States (Massachusetts)



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