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  • Number of visits : 1552
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About tsunami12 : Easy-going and with a dry and sarcastic sense of humour.

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Visits<b>EmZoWe</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 10:33am<b>OmgimBored</b> - the 05/03/2016 at 3:34am<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 3:48pm<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 4:37pm<b>caggybandicoot</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 8:46am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:32pm<b>DOMEinic</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:34pm<b>racerboy102</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 8:15pm<b>TwentyOnePilots1</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 9:17am<b>fifi125</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 9:23am<b>lexred</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 8:00pm<b>zombiekiller52</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 4:37pm<b>gunnerette</b> - the 12/22/2014 at 12:00am<b>Wizardo</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 6:22pm<b>TheGolfGTI</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 8:44am<b>YAAAAAAYYYYYY</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 5:55am<b>brewmasterg</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 6:25pm<b>fancy_98</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 4:45pm

Fucked!<b>Miss_Whipped</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 2:35am<b>StormfrontX33</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 10:37pm<b>caggybandicoot</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 4:09am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:32pm

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Today, the creepy girl in my history class told me that she once spent a whole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of my face, and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

by Anonymous / 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was masturbating while chewing gum. Halfway into the session, the gum flew down my throat, causing me to violently choke. My mom had to rush in and help me while I still had my pants around my ankles. FML

by omfgnooo / 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

by Anonymous / 09/09/2011 at 6:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

by Anonymous / 09/09/2011 at 6:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, the police were canvassing my neighbourhood about a recent robbery. When I answered the door, my brother saw badges, panicked, and jumped out our apartment's third-storey window in an attempt to escape. He thought they were after him for using a bong two weeks ago. I'm related to this twit. FML

by Bec / 07/25/2011 at 10:10am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was reading a crappy "How to spice up your marriage" book with my husband for laughs. One of the ideas was for the guy to whip his knob out, stand behind his girl and say "Can you say that into the microphone?" Now he does it every chance he gets, and I fall for it EVERY TIME. FML

by Kate / 06/07/2011 at 3:50am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

by wooowmom / 06/04/2011 at 9:10pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek

Today, I watched my grandfather try and park his car inside the storage area for shopping carts, thinking it was a parking space. FML

by Anonymous / 02/11/2011 at 10:46am / United States (New York) / Transportation

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Love

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

by lerouxmaster / 12/22/2010 at 6:43am / Kids

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

by lerouxmaster / 12/22/2010 at 6:43am / Kids

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

by chi-huaHUA / 12/04/2010 at 2:08am / United States / Animals

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

by Tai / 10/31/2010 at 9:30am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy