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by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 8:43am / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I was getting pretty horny, and I thought some dirty talk would turn him on. Amid my panting, I breathed the words, "Fuck me." He then stopped and said, "Excuse me, I don't like hearing that language." and wouldn't continue until I corrected myself. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2012 at 8:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 06/14/2012 at 10:54am / China (Jiangsu) / Health
by Steve / 06/13/2012 at 5:30pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by ironyisabitch / 06/02/2012 at 1:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by polimeros / 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm / Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Kids
by dentistrygirl / 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm / United States / Intimacy
by Tanner / 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by rubberduckie94 / 04/06/2012 at 9:17am / United States / Animals
Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML
by LassieToe / 03/29/2012 at 11:48pm / Australia / Miscellaneous
by neverthesame / 03/28/2012 at 10:53pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by pmek / 03/26/2012 at 5:11am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by user210 / 03/25/2012 at 11:05pm / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML Today, while my husband and I were having sex, my cat decided to join in on our moans by crying at… Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex; I know that some women are great multitaskers, but I'm…